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[There's a really good question that Peter needs to ask himself. What bad guy hit him hard enough to knock him out and throw him all the way into Central Park? Trees and grass shouldn't have hurt so hard to make his back hurt. Okay, maybe trees. But still, it wasn't like he was slammed into another brick wall. No, it was just a really dense looking forest that definitely didn't look like it would be Central Park. That's weird. Maybe Mysterio had something to do with this. Not sure how the guy could get the jump on him like this, though.

But it seemed like he was at least hit hard enough that his clothes were knocked off. How can you even hit a guy in a skin tight costume that hard? Well, it explains how he would have gotten to a place with a ton of trees. Not good. He might actually be injured now--

Or he could have wings on his back.]

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[After figuring some things out and realizing that the journal actually... talks, Peter can be seen walking into the village while wearing the New Feather pants. While wandering aimlessly and looking worried, he's flipping through his journal until he figures out how to use it.]

This on? [Seems like it.] Quick show of hands. Who else is creeped out by the talking book?

[Yeah. Let's keep wandering around this weird village until someone helps him, or he finds someone he recognizes. He hope everyone is alright.]

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Not used to being very "normal" huh? I know that feeling.

[All too well.]

You're actually taking this place fairly well all things considered. [In fact. He's wondering just how not!normal you are Pete.]

Sometimes I get things all backwards.

[Comes with the job. And the excuses he has to make and stick with when he disappears conveniently when Spider-Man arrives and all his friends think he got crushed by a giant Christmas tree.]

But I think I'm still in the whole denial stage of things.

It's understandable. This isn't exactly the... easiest place to get accustomed to. As I'm sure you can tell.

No kidding. It's a lot more quieter than what I'm used to. [Kind of unnerving, actually.]

It's the the same for me usually. It's louder where I'm from...

[Mostly because the military is tracking him down and crap.]

...are you from Earth by any chance? [Because it seems like you might be.]

That's... definitely a weird question to hear. Gotta get used to it.

[Oh, right. Question.] Yeah! I'm from Earth. New York to be exact.

Ahh, New York. I have't been there in some time...

[He tries to stay away from places where Hulk can cause millions of dollars in property damage.]

Anyway, before I start to ramble, my name is Bruce Banner. I'm not sure if I can offer you much more than you've probably been told, but if you need anything, feel free to throw a message my way.

[More people from Earth. That's a relief. He could use all the people from home around as he could get. Make this place feel more normal.]

Thanks. I'm Peter Parker, and I'll keep your offer in mind, Mr. Banner.