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[There's a really good question that Peter needs to ask himself. What bad guy hit him hard enough to knock him out and throw him all the way into Central Park? Trees and grass shouldn't have hurt so hard to make his back hurt. Okay, maybe trees. But still, it wasn't like he was slammed into another brick wall. No, it was just a really dense looking forest that definitely didn't look like it would be Central Park. That's weird. Maybe Mysterio had something to do with this. Not sure how the guy could get the jump on him like this, though.

But it seemed like he was at least hit hard enough that his clothes were knocked off. How can you even hit a guy in a skin tight costume that hard? Well, it explains how he would have gotten to a place with a ton of trees. Not good. He might actually be injured now--

Or he could have wings on his back.]

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[After figuring some things out and realizing that the journal actually... talks, Peter can be seen walking into the village while wearing the New Feather pants. While wandering aimlessly and looking worried, he's flipping through his journal until he figures out how to use it.]

This on? [Seems like it.] Quick show of hands. Who else is creeped out by the talking book?

[Yeah. Let's keep wandering around this weird village until someone helps him, or he finds someone he recognizes. He hope everyone is alright.]

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Nope, it's all true. They're... kinda the most powerful ponies around.

I really don't get it. How?

Just blame it on magic. Our world's full of it.

Magic. Right. That's always the go-to explanation, isn't it?

Well, it's kinda the way things work in Equestria. Magic's a pretty huge deal.

Even the kind that causes fireballs?

Hey, I'm sure some unicorns can pull that off. It all depends on their special talent.

[Talking unicorns and horses that use magic, and their leaders can control night and day and weather and wow.]

Okay. Gotta say. Your world sounds really, really interesting.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

But words can only get you so far. It's even better up close.

[Which... is kind of a problem here.]

I'd show ya, but we're kinda stick. I guess I could throw something together in the battle dome, though.

That would be pretty coo-- [Wait. Wait. Wait. Can't get ahead of himself here.] Battle dome? I don't have to actually... battle, do I?

Nah! Fighting's totally optional; I usually just go in there to mess around with the settings.

[Keep up the bluff, Peter. Gotta get more information on that place.]

Really? Then why's it called the Battle Dome?

Well, you can fight if you want. It's just an optional thing.

[Okay, bluff can go bye bye now. He can keep in shape there.]

Wow. That's pretty... cool, I guess. So how about that world showing?

Hey, whenever you've got time, I can zip over to the 'dome and throw something together. I've already whipped up a few places before.

[This is the weirdest conversation he's ever had, and it's with a pony.]

Really? What other places? [Pause.] I probably have time after I find a place to stay.

Well, I've got a mostly working simulation of Cloudsdale up and running. Had to tweak it a little so people can walk around, since usually only pegasi can walk on clouds.

So... in this simulation thing, I can walk around on the clouds? That's awesome.

You could make everything made outta jello if you really wanted.

But pegasus ponies can already walk on clouds, so all I'd have to do is tweak things a little.

Wow, that sounds really delicious! [Not that he'd do that.]

I say go for it. That sounds pretty amazing. Once in a lifetime, even.

I just wonder if simulated jello's even edible. For all we know, it could taste like... I dunno, wires or something.

Oh... yeah, I guess that's a possibility. Wouldn't want to eat jello that tastes like copper, that's for sure.

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